A couple of good jokes

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This one I heard last year:

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist walk into a bar….

The bartender says, “What can I get for you, Mr. President?”

I heard this one this morning from a CPAC clip:

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar…

The bartender says, “Hi Mitt!”

 

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