The best laid plans of mice and Muellers

Dan Joppich writes what too few Americans will read or hear about — the best laid plans of Bob Mueller:

As they say, the best laid plans of mice and men often go painfully awry. Robert Mueller is learning that the hard way as he now slithers back into the swamp from whence he came.

Let us follow the multi-year course of Mueller’s plans.

Plan A: It started out so simple: hire a team of Trump-haters, and provide them with unlimited (and sometimes unconstitutional) powers to find anything that ties Trump to Russia. He knew that that wouldn’t work within the first few days, so…

Plan B: Find anything that ties anybody related to Trump, directly or indirectly, to Russia, and connect it back to Trump himself. Couldn’t do it, so now…

Plan C: Find anything on anybody directly or indirectly related to Trump who did anything remotely wrong anytime in his career, and throw the book at him. Get such people to turn on Trump, even if they are lying, by dangling a get out of jail free card in front of them.  Couldn’t do it, so on to…

Plan D: Throw the book at anybody directly or indirectly related to Trump when he doesn’t flip, in an attempt to get Trump to give up or do something stupid. That didn’t work, either…

Plan E: Get Trump to testify under oath, and set a perjury trap. Trump would have fallen for this if his lawyers hadn’t put on the brakes. Close but no cigar, Mueller.

Plan F: Pore through 1.4 million Trump-supplied documents; 2,500 interviews, many with Trump’s closest advisers; and 500 subpoenaed testimonies, the results of 50 (illegal?) surveillances and wiretaps, to find anything that could make a case for illegal obstruction.  Still nothing.

Nothing!

Plan G: Prepare, from everything in Plans A through F, a detailed 200-page listing of failed obstruction analysis along with 11 claims that Mueller already admitted are not criminal, and hand it to the leftist media and Democrats on a silver platter to pursue impeachment proceedings since ultimately that is the only thing left available to get Trump after a $30-plus-million investigation.

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